Chicken Inn FC – A real team in Zimbabwe. Crystal Meth Palace – Wordplay on the English team Crystal Palace. FL Fart – A Real team name from Norway. Team Crotch Fire – They have a lot of pain. Glorified Boasters – They boast about everything, no matter how small. Worst Team Ever – Can you tell they love their team?. The Redundant Team – They don’t really know what they’re doing here. Balls Deep – On the other side of the pitch. No Longer Noobs – Or at least they think so. We Used To Be Good FC – Now they’re just average at best. Handball – A team that consistently forgets the most basic rule of playing football. Norfolk N Way – Say it to yourself a couple of times. Diaper Rash – A great mental image for the other team. Comment – They’re always ready to comment on the other team’s moves. Insurance Management Bears – A real team from the Bahamas. The Unintentional Foulers – They’re not out to get you, but they might do by accident. Banana Slugs – After an actual species of slug. Botswana Meat Commission FC – A real team name from Botswana. Art Installation – Their lack of skill is artistic. Ricochet – The only way they score is by accident. Bad Losers – If they lose they won’t take it well. Leones Vegetarianos – A real team in Equatorial Guinea, which translates as ‘Vegetarian Lions’ from Spanish. Arseanal – Wordplay on the English team Arsenal. Barely Legal – Just like everything they do. DREAM LEAGUE SOCCER LOGO MEXICO HOW TO
Scoreytouches – They may not completely understand how to score a goal.Old People – Their sporting days are way behind them.Still Learning The Rules – They’ve clearly never played soccer before.The Codpieces – Keeping their balls protected.Club Always Ready – A real team name from Bolivia.Frog Legs – They jump around the pitch a lot.Taking A Dive – If the other team even looks like they touch them, they’ll take a dive.Stinky Cheese – The smell of their feet.Own Goal – Not great at remembering which direction to shoot in.Portman Kunis FC – After an indoor soccer team from Dallas.Goalbusters – Wordplay on the film Ghostbusters.Sportsnauts – Play best when in outer space.
Multiple Scorgasms – An old classic still going strong. Civil Service Strollers FC – A real team name from Scotland. Sir Kicks A Lot – Doesn’t necessarily mean they will kick the ball though. FC Santa Claus – A real team name from Finland. Kicky Time! – At least they understand the most basic concept of soccer. Turdinators – They always demolish bad teams. The Hangovers – Any excuse for poor performance. Manchester Divided – Wordplay on English team Manchester United. Sportsball – The name of the game doesn’t matter, let’s just win already!. Couch Potatoes – Sports are to be watched on TV, not played. The Intentional Foulers – They’re out to get you, not the ball. Better Supporters Than Players – Usually they’re watching the pitch, not playing on it. The Nicolas Cages – They’re absolutely crazy. Deportivo Wanka – A real team name from Peru. Deportivo Morón – A real team name from Argentina. The Sasquatches – Hairy and big-footed. Hardly Athletic – They’re just not built for soccer. Low Expectations – Not the most positive team you’ve come across. The Wet Sox – Wordplay on the Red Sox baseball team. The Shebangs – In reference to the phrase ‘the whole ’. Referee Beaters – The referee better be careful!. We Kick Balls – This team appreciates the simple things in life. Real Bad – The worst team you could imagine. Best At Getting Penalties – Otherwise they would hardly touch the ball. Two Left Feet – Not known for their footwork. Aliens – Quite simply from out of this world. We Like Puppies – Perhaps too gentle hearted to play soccer. Fat Married People – They gave up on soccer long ago. Kicking You – It might not be on purpose… sorry. Cape Coast Mysterious Dwarves – A real team name from Ghana. 
Lost – They may get confused where to shoot the ball.Killer Giants – A real team from Botswana.The Strongest Football Club – A real team name from Bolivia.Easily Nauseous – Don’t make them sick!.11 Men In Flight – A real team name from Swaziland.3 Left Feet – They’re all over the place.Miscellaneous – A real team name from Botswana.Marauders – Do they seem a little distracted too often?.Benchwarmers – A classic one for a team that doesn’t get that much exercise.Sons Of Chuck Norris – Beating them is just impossible.Formerly In Shape Stars – It’s their excuse for everything.Prefer funny team names? Who doesn’t? The following are funny names you can call a soccer team:
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